#making shitposts on the clock

[linoguy]

"teehee..... are you australian???"

"yeah omg how did you know"

"i could tell by the accent heehee hahahahah"

[auxji]

[puddingcatbeans]

guy who keeps being cursed into a timeloop but accidentally solves it on first try every time so he just never notices

[gumm1defloor]

Vox can understand Velvette just fine. They don't necessarily need to get along all the time, but they have a mutually beneficial contract that guarantees her support in the most efficient way possible, just how they both like it, short and strict and to the point. Vox does not understand Valentino. It drives him unimaginably, disgustingly insane. He knows how to handle him, make no mistake. Valentino is a never-ending powerhouse that wrangles out content from his employees like there's no tomorrow. He's proven himself to be Vox's most lucrative investment yet. He is resourceful, well-connected and most importantly predictable enough to rein in. Because he listens to you, because he needs you.

He is also, undeniably, out of his goddamn mind. Yet you've already invested too much in the corporate empire you've built together and there is no point turning back now that you have him so close to your side. It's OK however! He couldn't possibly be stupid enough to throw away the best partnership deal he's ever had just for the sake of something petty cause -oh, wait - he genuinely might just be that stupid and you never would've guessed because he's so cocksure of his bullshit that 80% of the time it ends up working in his favor anyway.

Fuck his life indeed. The kicker for this of course is that Valentino, genuinely does believe he has struck gold with Vox. Valentino is a clingy, possessive, immature, perverted, sadistic, egotistical man-child with severe rage issues and poor impulse control. No he is not aware of this at all. No he does not know why nobody is able to tolerate him and why every single person he gets close to hates his guts with every inch of their burning rotting souls. All he knows is that hell has now given him a flat faced prince in shining liquid crystal armour, riding on a cash filled horse with promises of power and luxury, who's practically handing him success on a silver platter. Doesn't mean that Val trusts him, doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy seeing him lose his shit. But at the end of the day vox has his back, and as long as Val keeps calling for him, he'll eventually turn up and make everything better. Cause hey if Vox hasn't left him yet for this long he must be doing something right. Right?

[thefourfan]

Dude...... if Clock ITFF from ITFT was uhh animal... she'd be the an african pygmy mouse... whoaaa.....

Oh butz that isn't not not all.... Animatic..... she....... jerboa.... crazy dudeee.......

[johaerys-writes]

Disasters!Achilles texting Dei after Pat has gone to sleep (mild spoilers for ch. 21):

Bonus Achilles:

Meanwhile, Patroclus:

[elizabethzoopzoop986]

My favorite part of the anime messing up the timeline is that it imply that Akane just doesn’t give a single fuck about nene in the slightest and Hanako doesn’t give a fuck about his job as leader of the 7 mysteries like in the manga it’s established here that Akane is aware of Hanako in the weird hair style even with his glasses

The same scene happens in the anime but with out the clock keeper arc and thus the following scene with Nene and Akane in home economics

So like the implication is that Akane saw this random ass ghost just absolutely harassing this classmate who he’s like mutual friends with (like in the since they there both besties with Aoi) and just was like welp ok then I’m not gonna address that.

He even talks to Nene later in the episode and is just like “yea Aois the best I’d rather die than not have Aoi” (which looking back is also wild) like I get Aois in that scene to so he can’t go “why you being harassed by the ghost my grandpa says is slimy” but still he really just went yea ima ignore that

ALSO on the opposite side of the coin Hanako:

He’s also clearly shown to be able to sense Akanes magic and stuff. SO HANAKO IS ALSO BULLLSHITTING HERE. Bro also went: lol I sense a school mystery ima ignore that. It’s not like that could be like important or anything lololol.

Anyway the anime version of this scene is basically Hanako and Akane going: yea that seems like something I can ignore and not address fr fr

In conclusion, just like maybe dont mess up the timeline of manga in the anime?????

[apologetic-artist]

Just to let you know, Tony account on TikTok that I've encountered at least 4 times, I'm afraid of you (anyways take this drawing I made of a comment under one of the videos)

BTW IM NOT MAKING FUN OF THIS PERSON, IM MORE AFRAID OF THEM THAN ANYTHING!! Also the comments under the videos are funny lmao

[mobgunkoalter]

for sad reasons (late-stage capitalism and the absurdities of daily life) i have a shitty job (actual hell) that keeps me from joining in outlastober and i can only draw crappy memes this month (yelling into the void)

[drowzyscatterbrain]

...gotta have some decent self control if you wanna sleep/nap alongside sans. i think.

look at him, just look at him.

so round and so cuddle material. i would not want to wake him up from getting off the bed

bet you'll ended up napping all day with him and royally mess up your sleeping schedule if ur not careful

[apollo-eyez]

New epic saga just dropped guys called the clock saga there are two new characters omg I'm buzzing it's impulseus and bdoubledite

How we feeling

[spark-circuit]

Training Team Captain Rema but instead of getting killed by Backwards Clock it just teleports him to New Horizons

[firefly-fez]

Taylor swift songs aren't about her love life they're actually all about my blorbos. dear reader is Obi wan's perspective after surviving order 66. Mastermind is about the spy X family. I mean 'no one wanted to play with me as a little kid / so I've been scheming like a criminal ever since' that's Loid forger right there.

[bookwyrminspiration]

"pirates vs vampires" why would you pit my dad and I against each other like this

[time-teller]

vent again, just.. UGHG I'M GOING TO WRING HIS FUCKING NECK WHEN I FIND HIM

[undead-cypress]

Metaphor Re:fantazio coronation cutscene spoilers shitpost, but not severe spoilers because nothing unexpected happens

Based on this chess meme. Pawns that make it across the board can be promoted to Queen

Strohl would you like to share some screentime with the rest of the party. The endgame camera is obsessed with him. Hulkenberg has to literally shove him aside to get in the shot. Gallica might genuinely have less screen time than he does. And she's our special bestie!

Look I hang out with enough storyboarders to clock when there's intent

Anyway during my final boss fight Hulkenberg got taken out by the special attack and Will got knocked out by some other thing I don't remember leaving only Strohl and Junah. I was gambling on Strohl getting a critical with brave blade to get a bonus turn to revive. While the critical did hit, it also straight up just killed the boss and ended the fight. 😂 Needless to say he's earned his title. Honestly what's a crown but a really big ring